On [Data Expunged] a religious group known as “Five Appendages” successfully broke into SCP 2662 containment using anomalous means.
Incident 2662-133 log excerpt
<23:58> SCP-2662: “alright guys! I think this will be it and I am right on schedule with two minutes till my birthday!”
… Thump
<23:59> Thump
“…aaa…”
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“…aaa…”
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“…aaa…”
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“…ster!!!”
A man wearing a red hood while the rest of the body is stark naked is seen bursting through the roof of SCP-2662 containment unit in a fall momentum without stopping making a hole in the floor.
Another man wearing a red hood is seen smashing through the front wall beside the containment unit door.
Another man wearing a blue shirt is seen crawling from the hole that the first red hooded man made.
A woman in black pants is seen repelling from the hole in the roof.
And finally, a man in yellow boots is seen appearing in front of SCP-2662.
SCP-2662 Is seen shocked with its mouth open as the computer screen shuts off and the emergency containment breach light activates.
<00:01> All 4 individuals are seen prostrating around SCP-2662 while simultaneously calling SCP-2662 “master”
SCP-2662: “No”
<00:02> All 4 individuals take notice of each other’s presence and start pointing fingers.
Just as soon as that happens red hood man headbutts yellow boots man face while black plants woman kicks blue shirt man genitals which proceed to full on brawl.
SCP-2662: “No!”
<00:03> SCP-2662 is seen not moving from his chair and just repeating the word “No”
<00:05> SCP-2662: “NOOOOOOOO!” SCP-2662 words seem to paralyze the 4 individuals in their current momentum. SCP-2662 appendages frail wildly as 4 grab a hold of the 4 individuals holding them by the throat. Task Force Tau-9 arrives at SCP-2662 containment unit.
<00:06> Agent [Data Expunged]: “SCP-2662 STOP! Put them down, you are killing them.”
SCP-2662 released the individuals. Task Force Tau-9 immediately detains the 4 individuals, removes the clothes they have on them, and takes them out of SCP-2662 Containment unit.
<00:08> Agent [Data Expunged]: “Do you want to talk about it?”
SCP-2662: “dO i wAnNa TaLk AboUt iT? you know what, yes! Let us talk about it. time and time again these people! this human! keep breaking in into this place! This place you have promised that it was secured. And you know what happens every time? That is right! you do know because you have always been there agent[Data Expunged]. and you know what you will tell me “we will make sure this does not happen again SCP-2662”. You people, You S C P Foundation keep saying that. it is the same thing you have told me in the past, and you will continue to tell me so when it happens again. I just want to be left alone. Is that so hard to do? I am not bothering no one. I am not harming no one. I am not like the other things your foundation keeps here!”
<00:11> Agent [Data Expunged]: “calm down SCP-2662”
SCP-2662: “calm down? Calm down? Are you kidding me? that is the last thing I want to hear right now. I was soooooo close. Do you not understand Agent [Data Expunged]? Do you not understand how close I was? Do you not understand!!!? How close I was to becoming the first Dark Souls 3 30-minute Speed Runner?”
Sob
Sob
Wahhhhhhhhhhhh
<00:14> Agent [Data Expunged] is seen approaching the crying SCP-2662
<03:33> A pink cape is seen appearing on the sleeping SCP-2662.