On [Data Expunged] a religious group known as “Five Appendages” successfully broke into SCP 2662 containment using anomalous means.

Incident 2662-133 log excerpt

<23:58> SCP-2662: “alright guys! I think this will be it and I am right on schedule with two minutes till my birthday!”

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<23:59>     Thump

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                     “…ster!!!”

A man wearing a red hood while the rest of the body is stark naked is seen bursting through the roof of SCP-2662 containment unit in a fall momentum without stopping making a hole in the floor.

Another man wearing a red hood is seen smashing through the front wall beside the containment unit door.

Another man wearing a blue shirt is seen crawling from the hole that the first red hooded man made.

A woman in black pants is seen repelling from the hole in the roof.

And finally, a man in yellow boots is seen appearing in front of SCP-2662.

SCP-2662 Is seen shocked with its mouth open as the computer screen shuts off and the emergency containment breach light activates.

<00:01> All 4 individuals are seen prostrating around SCP-2662 while simultaneously calling SCP-2662 “master”

SCP-2662: “No”

<00:02> All 4 individuals take notice of each other’s presence and start pointing fingers.

Just as soon as that happens red hood man headbutts yellow boots man face while black plants woman kicks blue shirt man genitals which proceed to full on brawl.

SCP-2662: “No!”  

<00:03> SCP-2662 is seen not moving from his chair and just repeating the word “No”

<00:05> SCP-2662: “NOOOOOOOO!” SCP-2662 words seem to paralyze the 4 individuals in their current momentum. SCP-2662 appendages frail wildly as 4 grab a hold of the 4 individuals holding them by the throat.  Task Force Tau-9 arrives at SCP-2662 containment unit.

<00:06> Agent [Data Expunged]: “SCP-2662 STOP! Put them down, you are killing them.”

SCP-2662 released the individuals. Task Force Tau-9 immediately detains the 4 individuals, removes the clothes they have on them, and takes them out of SCP-2662 Containment unit.

<00:08> Agent [Data Expunged]: “Do you want to talk about it?”

SCP-2662: “dO i wAnNa TaLk AboUt iT?  you know what, yes! Let us talk about it. time and time again these people! this human! keep breaking in into this place! This place you have promised that it was secured. And you know what happens every time? That is right! you do know because you have always been there agent[Data Expunged]. and you know what you will tell me “we will make sure this does not happen again SCP-2662”. You people, You S C P Foundation keep saying that. it is the same thing you have told me in the past, and you will continue to tell me so when it happens again. I just want to be left alone. Is that so hard to do? I am not bothering no one. I am not harming no one. I am not like the other things your foundation keeps here!”

<00:11> Agent [Data Expunged]: “calm down SCP-2662”

SCP-2662: “calm down? Calm down? Are you kidding me? that is the last thing I want to hear right now. I was soooooo close. Do you not understand Agent [Data Expunged]? Do you not understand how close I was? Do you not understand!!!? How close I was to becoming the first Dark Souls 3 30-minute Speed Runner?”

Sob

Sob

Wahhhhhhhhhhhh

<00:14> Agent [Data Expunged] is seen approaching the crying SCP-2662

<03:33> A pink cape is seen appearing on the sleeping SCP-2662.

You said you were a dragon, but it was just a disguise because your face was reveled, and you are a tadpole. You had your chance for redemption like the great rebirth of the phoenix. You had your chance to evolve from a tad to a snake to a dragon again. You had your chance to fight back like a tiger but all you did was hide in your shell, but you are no turtle either since it is just a husk. Be careful not to end up as the frog in a well.

Everyday I see another of my companion get taken form their holding cell. The scream of pure fear reverberates around our cells for the next few days. We can see the eyes that struggle and are in search of help around the room but what can we do? We see how they fail to grab hold of something, so they are no taken. Every other day is another one of us and without fail the same process goes around with the screams getting louder and louder. I have not seen another one of my friends who got taken come back from beyond that large doorway. There are days that sleep does not come to me thinking that today is my last day. I am afraid I won’t see the one that takes me, I am afraid that I will not say goodbye to all my friends, even though it will be a useless goodbye because we all know where we are going. I am start sleep holding myself tight trying to grab a hold of something here that does not exist, but I am so very scared. Times before I sleep, I always gaze to that doorway and wonder what is behind there? Before I sleep, I miss all my companions, I miss them very much even when they where here for a couple of day. Maybe behind that door they are waiting for me healthy as ever and we will be able to talk once again.  I can feel my time is coming. I don’t know where this feeling is maybe it is instinct telling me its my time. I want to be awake for when it happens, I can see who it is. But my eyes feel very tired, I have not sleep for many hours since I have been here.  Maybe this is for the best as I will finally have peace and will finally rest. If I can just keep my eyes on this door, I might be able to hear when they are open so I can be woken up. I      feel      like     I    can     see     them    coming.

“come on Tom let’s get this over with already the shift is about to end and I don’t want to stay here another minute.”

“alright whatever let’s do this Jerry”

“which one is it this time?”

“it is poor Sammy who is being put down today he is old and it’s his time to go man”

“poor Sammy”

Time 12:15:53 P.M

Broing, Arizona

“Emergency Announcement”

“Emergency Announcement”

Came a loud voice from the tv.

“The Hyoid is heading to Broing town Arizona”

Was the next announcement.

“All residents of Broing Arizona should stay within their homes and do NOT! I repeat DO NOT! make a sound”

Panic sprang in my veins and I knew what the next step should be. “Victory!” I screamed from the top of my lungs. “NANCY!” “Honey!” I screamed out loud enough to make sure everyone home heard me. My pregnant wife and two daughters I must protect them. “What’s Wrong!” I heard the reply from my wife the usual scream of someone annoyed that I couldn’t get up to fetch my own things. But now its not the time. “Where are the kids?” “it’s happening!” “plan hummingbird!” I screeched with excitement and panic that all my planning is paying off. I knew I wasn’t crazy.  I am going to protect my family.

My wife pops her head out looking at me confused processing the information I just said. “what” and of course she asked what I just said. “Honey Get the kids, everything should be ready. We have to leave town the Hyoid is coming.” I said with haste. She still looked equally confused “What!” she finally processed everything I said with and utter look of terror. “yes, we have to leave. Now Hurry!”

Time 12:17:34

My wife found the kids in their rooms after which she proceeded to yell at them that it was time. They sprang into action each of them knowing where they had to go and what pack they had to get which they proceeded to haul ass to the truck waiting outside specially outfitted since years ago to move at moments noticed. The kids where in the truck, the wife was tucked, and I walked out of my home with more bags than they could carry slamming our reinforced door shut.

Time 12:19:02

Safely in our truck heading north toward the mountain. I can’t help to notice that people around us are standing still and cars are just parked. Luckily, I believe them to be fools and feel a sense of pride knowing that I can safely get my wife, my two daughter, and unborn child to a better location. “Such Fools” I mumble to myself. Wife didn’t hear me, but I can see concern on her and our kids were panicking, but I think they will adapt faster than their mother. “It’s okay baby” I said reaching a hand to hold hers “ we have been preparing for this” I said squeezing her hand reassuring her that everything will be okay. A small smile spread on her face nods and squeezes my hand back. Content I continue to drive to our destination.

Time 12:20:52

With horror and terror I Saw a row of teeth sprang into view unable to see what my family felt but I knew I have failed them.

Chomp

Time 12:20:53

Broing, Arizona

“Emergency Announcement”

“Emergency Announcement”

Came a loud voice from the tv

“The Hyoid is heading to Broing town Arizona”

Was the next announcement.

“All residents of Broing Arizona should stay within their homes and do N…”

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